Because China is evil and Huawei the agent has planted a malicious chip in all your gadgets, networks and more, spying on your every move and eavesdropping on your most intimate conversations and groans hehehe!
Right now, the backdoor chip to the silly duck's butt is coursing the duck's convoluted innards and guts, hunting for the culprit bacteria that could be the precursor of the next big outbreak - the White Bubonic Plague!
Maybe that is a favour Huawei is unwittingly doing on humanity's behalf.
But better be prepared than be plagued hehehe! The scaldingly spicy Chinese hot pot dish 火锅 (huoguo) might just be the antidote we all need to protect ourselves from the plague.
Let Nathan Rich aka 火锅 王 (the hotpot king) deliver the dose and may god help us all!
Amen!
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