The rogue corona virus that is wrecking havoc around the world has made life so miserable for many, what with lockdowns and whatnots, that some form of free comical entertainment to take the mind off the people's misery is such a welcome relief.
Thanks to the Maga Duck stand-up comedian at the White House, people around the world are at least feeling better.
Everyday we are being entertained by the Duck.
He has assured people that Covid 19 is a just a hoax - a Democratic hoax, at that!
That as all hoaxes go, there is no truth to them. They will just go away. Nothing to worry about.
But just in case Covid 19 is not a hoax, it will disappear like a miracle, anyway. Nothing to fuss over with.
Or, just in case Covid 19 is indeed a rogue that won't listen, the Duck says we can kill the rascal pathogen by ingesting detergent to drown it.
Or roast the rogue with the magic U/V light!
No big deal!
All of which should put pay to the Chinese virus hehehe
Except that, in reality, the whole ducky comedy is no longer funny for the Duck himself as he faces the prospect of being roasted over the open fire that will end his days as the honorary stand-up comedian at the White House come November as Americans vote for their next potus hohoho
That will surely make lives for people around the world threatened with the Covid 19 pandemic miserable once again.
Oh, no, no, no!
Oh, oh, oh!
Let's hope the Duck gets re-elected!
Hehehe!
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