Sunday, November 4, 2012

Is De Facto Law Minister Nazri Aziz A Handsome Hollywood Star?

PKR's Rafizi has apparently got on the nerves of de facto law minister Nazri Aziz for revealing that the latter's son, Nedim, has an expensive vehicle belonging to Sabah businessman Michael Chia in suspicious circumstances.

Nazri has denied that there was any conflict of interest over his son's involvement. He was quoted to have said

It is between my son and Michael Chia...

Well. some of what Nazri has been quoted to have said is bordering on the bizarre.

How about this one

I don't sleep with my son. I am not gay. My son is not my wife, my son is not my lover. What he does, he doesn't tell me

Dear minister, we know that your son is not your wife and that he is not your lover. We would be concerned if he sleeps with you and he is your lover.

And you may not be homo. Nobody is suggesting that. We Malaysians are just wondering why Michael Chia would lend your son a hum - sorry, was it a Hummer? reputedly worth a half-million ringgit!

And if you can't see beyond your wife's nose, what are you doing there as a minister? Aren't you also required to know more than just what happens between your wife and you?

Saying that he was least concerned about his political future following the latest expose, Nazri was also quoted to have said

I am a rich man, I'm powerful, good looking, wealthy. So what can I do...It doesn't bother me. I am popular...you know...I have a film star status here.  Celebrity. Not local film star, but Hollywood level

You may be rich and wealthy. We believe you are.

You may be powerful. We believe you are, too.

And a lot of this powerful thing is because your constituents have voted for you all these years and you have been in the seat of power all these years. We wonder if you have not been abusing this power that you have.

Let's see if your constituents would continue to vote you again.

As to whether you are handsome or not, some of us would like to think that you are as handsome as a cow.

A Hollywood celebrity? Well, you should ask Hollywood.

Some of us think that you don't even qualify to be a Bollywood star. And we are not being sarcastic.

We are just being kind.

No comments:

Post a Comment

Kluang's Little Bangsar

Kluang's Little Bangsar
Click To Visit

Kamini's Indian Wedding - Click To Visit

Kamini's Indian Wedding - Click To Visit
I attended my neighbour's daughter's Indian wedding dinner at the Sentul HGH Convention Centre. Click for a peek

Yasmin Ahmad - Click To Visit

Yasmin Ahmad - Click To Visit
Yasmin Ahmad was arguably Malaysia's best story-teller, filmmaker and advertiser. She was well known for her Petronas commercials and had won numerous international awards including the Golden Lion award for the 'Tan Ming Hong In Love' commercial. Her feature film Sepet not only garnered her several international awards including for Best Asian Film but also drew multi-racial audiences that rarely happens for a local film.

Genting Highlands - Click To Visit

Genting Highlands - Click To Visit
Genting Highlands Is A Popular Retreat With A Casino

Batu Caves - Click To Visit

Batu Caves - Click To Visit
Malaysia's Famous Landmark. Note The Statue Of Lord Muruga And The 272 Steps To The Temple Cave In The Background

Petronas Twin Towers And KLCC Park - Click To Visit

Petronas Twin Towers And KLCC Park - Click To Visit
Petronas Twin Towers Are Still The World's Tallest Twin Towers

Some Early Morning Views Of KL City Skyline - Click To Visit

Some Early Morning Views Of KL City Skyline - Click To Visit
Some early morning views of the KL city sykline I took from the 3rd floor of the KL Court with a low-pixel hand-phone camera

Kluang Town - Click To Visit

Kluang Town - Click To Visit
Kluang was a sleepy hollow, but is fast becoming a bustling town. You can't miss the bust-shaped gunung Lambak lording over the place and the town is well known for its tv brand coffee powder

Kluang RailCoffee

Kluang RailCoffee
The Kluang railway station coffee shop, now re-branded Kluang RailCoffee, is well known for its cuppa of coffee and the charcaol grilled piping hot buns oozing with butter and kaya...It used to attract standing-room only crowds. It still does, but the last time I was there it wasn't a good experience for me. The famous coffee had somewhat lost its oomph and even the buns...The shop has a long and noted history being first opened for business in 1938 and the place is now run by the 3rd generation LIm family. I hope the next time I return, the coffee would regain its oomph. Click to read more...