Monday, March 12, 2012

5 Great Tips On How To Reduce Traffic To Your Blog

1. Comments
Never response to your readers' comments however they cry out for your attention

                                                                                       2. Hubris
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Write with hubris
3. Time Gaps
Leave regular long time gaps between posts, preferably at least two to five years between posts
4. Drink
Drink while blogging (Whatever this means. Figure it out)
5. Croak
Croak while blogging (Whatever this means too. Figure it out)

If you follow diligently the above tips, traffic to your blog is guaranteed to reduce if not plummet to below zero and you will have all the time to do all the other stuff you have always wanted to do but for your blog.

Happy Blogging...!
P.S This time I am following my own advice. I won't response to your comments. But you are welcome to add your two cents worth or more.
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  1. G.M.Wednesday, March 14, 2012

    Good to know ..:). I follow point 3, just posting every two months, because I don't have that many topics to post regularly .. or just being lazy.

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