Never response to your readers' comments however they cry out for your attention
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3. Time Gaps
Leave regular long time gaps between posts, preferably at least two to five years between posts
Drink while blogging (Whatever this means. Figure it out)
Croak while blogging (Whatever this means too. Figure it out)
If you follow diligently the above tips, traffic to your blog is guaranteed to reduce if not plummet to below zero and you will have all the time to do all the other stuff you have always wanted to do but for your blog.
P.S This time I am following my own advice. I won't response to your comments. But you are welcome to add your two cents worth or more.