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Tuesday, July 29, 2014

The Blardy Haze And Opera Shows

ordinary malaysian | Tuesday, July 29, 2014 | Best Blogger Tips
The blardy haze is back!

It is an annual thing - coming in like an evil specter, making everything 100x more miserable and choking the lives out of us!

However, we can't expect any help form the dUMNo led government who can only kick their thin kicks legs in the air like an upturned roach, helpless when pressed and hapless when not.

It is a government the less kindly souls say is haunted by the ghost of Altantuya.

The haze is mostly a trans border one, brought about by greedy businesses and businessmen who adopt Neanderthal means to earn the extra dollar, slashing and burning large tracks of land for replanting.

Some of these are said to be Malaysian concerns operating in Indonesia from where the smoky specter creeps in.

Each time, the same sandiwara (drama/opera show) will be rehashed and played out.

Promises will be made to send personnel to help the Indonesian authorities put out the fires. Their government would in turn threaten to take action against the culprits for causing them.

High sounding trans border committees will be formed allegedly to study the problem and look into how to contain it in future.

But each year the cycle repeats and the ghostly haze freely haunts again.

While we long suffering hoi polloi smart, cough, choke and sputter for breath and life.

Now, if only we could whack the businesses/businessmen. Or the complacent (even complicit?) governments! That might just chase the problem away, ultimately.

No need for sandiwaras or opera shows!
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Thursday, July 24, 2014

Is God A Monster Or Are The Religionists Wrong?

ordinary malaysian | Thursday, July 24, 2014 | Best Blogger Tips
Religionists often can't or don't want to see beyond their short holier-than-thou noses that, if truth be told, are not only short in wisdom but are more crooked than holy?

Every time a disaster happens, they explain it as god's wrath in visitation of sinful creatures.

These irksome zealots are just too lazy to think - unable to grasp anything more strenuous than, well, a sinful yawn.

MAS flight MH17 disaster has similarly not escaped their holy prognostications - alcohol and 'sexy' stewardess uniforms being the bane of a vengeful god this time!

Is god a monster or what? Has god nothing better to do than to mind men's business? Is god so unoccupied?

Nobody needs be convinced that such a god won't deserve mankind's respect, much less our worship.

On the one hand, these religionists preach that god is ever merciful, loving, compassionate and forgiving.

On the other, they jump to put every disaster as proof of god's vengeful nature. Are they making a fool of god or making a fool of themselves?

IF ALCOHOL IS THE PROBLEM, more than half the world's airlines would have perished a long time ago if such a vengeful divinity existed.

And if 'sexy' dressing is the bane, another half would have vanished too!

What is the problem with alcohol? If after consuming alcohol you become inebriated, is it the fault of alcohol itself?

It is how you abuse it that is the problem.

The same as how many people abuse their religions religious beliefs that has brought more misery to mankind than alcohol could or ever did.

Just ask those who believe that they will attain heaven to enjoy all the carnal fruits they are proscribed from enjoying here on earth who have killed supposedly in god's name, in their mistaken jihadist zeal, the pain and miseries they have wrought, not to mention the innocent lives they have taken in god's name.

How beautiful is that for the religionists to preach the sanctity of life - or do they? - and yet sanction or believe in killing in the divine's name?

Are we sure that a supposedly almighty, all powerful being is so helpless, so weak that it needs puny men to fight for it and defend its good name and faith?

The only god that exists, is the god of conscience who would not ever think of killing to avenge in vengeance. Avenge Vengeance against what?

God creates everything and god plays god?

Would we kill our own children just because they offend us, they break our code of conduct?

I suppose some would, in the name of god.

And claim heaven as their reward!
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Saturday, July 19, 2014

MAS And Bolehland: Symptomatic Of A Deeper Malaise?

ordinary malaysian | Saturday, July 19, 2014 | Best Blogger Tips
Two unspeakable disasters in 4 months involving the national airline with tragic and massive loss of lives are not something that anyone can take.

Not something that we should try to divert attention from and bury our heads in the sand hoping to find scapegoats.

We won't find any scapegoat in the sand even if we could conjure some magic to our aid.

In the case of flight MH17, why were we still flying the dangerous Ukraine air route?

If the excuse was that the aviation authorities themselves didn't think there was risk and that other airlines too were doing the same, does that absolve us from the responsibility to ensure that the safety of passengers came first and that given the ongoing civil conflict in Ukraine, it was not sensible to take any risk.

If the excuse was that we had been using the same route all the while and that that route was the most direct and most economical one, were we putting the bottom line above the safety of the passengers?

If some other airlines had the foresight not to risk using the troubled Ukraine air space, why couldn't we do the same?

If  MAS cannot operate competitively without dangerously cutting costs, then it should buck up or close shop.

For goodness's sake, MAS has been bleeding the nation! How long should we allow our pride to bankrupt the country? In this regard, the dUMNo led government must bear much of the blame too for beleaguering or allowing the airline to be beleaguered with crony businesses that cut at the airline's bottom line.

In the case of missing MH370, why had the government been so intransigent and less than forthcoming? Does it know something that it is not saying?

How could such a big aircraft like MH370, in this day and age, just disappear into the thin air (or the ocean, if you like, haha) without any trace, despite a massive international effort to locate it?

Is there an international conspiracy to cover up an inconvenient truth, after all?

If so, it just goes to reinforce people's perception of the criminal imbecility of Big Brothers everywhere who place their own survival above all else.
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Saturday, July 12, 2014

Bung, Bong, Hitler, Green Bra And Soccer

ordinary malaysian | Saturday, July 12, 2014 | Best Blogger Tips
We do not know if Hitler had a fetish for bras, especially for green ones.

But Hitler's Bolehland big time admirer, Bung the Bong (oops, as in deep resonant nosy sound), certainly shows a predilection for this piece of women's apparel - especially if they are green ones.

This is the same guy who once in Parliament un-parliamentarily took exception to 'bocor' (literally 'leaking, leaky'- meaning menstruating) women in the august house.

Soccer and Hitler have little to do with bras.

One is the madness of many.

The other was a hated madman.

The last has no relation to both.

Not even if they are green!

But not to the Bong, apparently.

Whose genius in soccer, it seems, consists of hailing Hitler for the Brazilian thrashing.

And twitting green bra to his detractor.

This man, hails himself too, after the manner of a madman.

But where goes his Parliamentary obligations?

To soccer, Hitler and green bras?

Haha...just his green cup of tea?
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Thursday, July 10, 2014

Is Najib Better Off Keeping To His Cheap Kangkung And One Ringgit Chicken?

ordinary malaysian | Thursday, July 10, 2014 | Best Blogger Tips
Najib is better off keeping to his cheap kangkung and one Ringgit chicken!

By praising the ISIL militants and urging dUMNO members to emulate their spirit, he has put himself out on a limb.

We don't know whether the Pm is a closet militant/terrorist or not. What we are to believe is his exertion that he only admired the ISIL spirit.

But what is the ISIL spirit?

The ISIL militants' spirit is the spirit of seizing power by unconstitutional means (which Najib is afraid of, for himself, no?), ruthlessly slaughtering their perceived enemies, never mind that they all call their God by the same name and are all followers of the same religion of peace that they all claim it is.

The ISIL militants are just terrorists by whatever measure you are wont to adopt, unless of course you are ISIL apologists yourselves.

They are so ruthless that they have killed their so-called enemies by crucifixion, which I thought had long gone out of fashion following the crucifixion of Christ himself.

They have also been reported to have threatened the destruction of the Ka'aba.

And declared a Muslim Caliphate.

To which all good Muslims should rightly submit, no?

The last, I think, Najib may want to ponder on.

The trouble with Bolehland ministers is that they have been in power for so long that they have ceased altogether being able to think straight.

Power corrupts and soon the only thing left is unfettered greed and avarice and an inane sense of self importance and entitlement.

So much so that what often emanates is more often than not consonant with catatonic senility than anything near resembling gems of wisdom.
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Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Bolehland Is Doing Fine, No Thank You!

ordinary malaysian | Wednesday, July 02, 2014 | Best Blogger Tips
There are many reasons why Bolehland is doing well, no thank you!

Below is a short laundry list, not in any particular order.
  • We have been relegated to Tier 3 in human trafficking in the latest  US State Department TIP (Trafficking in Persons) report, the lowest tier that means all bad for us.
  • None of our universities is ranked among the top 150 in the world, while the universities in our tiny neighbour down south get ranked among the top 30, with their National University (NUS) being ranked among the top 2 in Asia lately and the 24th in the world.
  • Crimes in Bolehland are just a perception. 
  • Law is what the Home Minister says or thinks it is.
  • The rakyat are already suffocating under the ever raising rising costs of living and the Pm tells us the coming GST is good for the nation for it will help the government to boost revenue so that it (the government) will be able to give more to the civil servants in the form of incentives/bonuses 
  • Lobbing bloody decapitated cow heads into the private compounds of your perceived political enemies or detractors is the favoured modus operandi to show your displeasure and to remind them who is the boss.
  • Lobbing bloody decapitated pig heads are a definite no no that will get you time in the slammer if not get you slammed in the head or get you both.
  • 'Allah' is exclusive to the use of Malaysian Muslims, but not elsewhere in the Muslim world. 
  • We can boast of having Bolehland militant jihadists in the troubled Middle-East (any probably elsewhere in the troubled world too) who are all very proud to be part of the jihadist movement and all looking for a ride to paradise.
  • Even the Pm himself seems enamoured with the militant spirit, having recently urged his party members to emulate the spirit of the Isil terrorist militants who have now declared a Caliphate having power over the Muslim world. (Does this now not put Najib in a most unenviable position that he had probably never even thought of in the first place before he praised the Isil terrorist militants? Is the Pm going to acknowledge the Caliphate? Because it would be awkward for a Muslim to challenge a Caliph - a Muslim supremo?) 
  • Where Cabinet reshuffles mean bloating the numbers by adding more ministers without portfolios and shuffling nothing except the national coffers to further burden the people and adding to the bill.
  • Our economy sputters and all that we hear everyday are racial and religious provocations by sponsored goons who get away with anything while the Pm yaks about moderation and boasts about the ride in the Beast with Obama.
Okay, less is more already.
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Friday, June 27, 2014

Bolehland And Merry Militant Madness

ordinary malaysian | Friday, June 27, 2014 | Best Blogger Tips
Now the whole world knows that Bolehland 'exports' militants to the Middle East.

What is the big deal, anyway? Some of them have already been caught and charged for their terrorist militant activities in the region.

Bolehland 'jihadists' are proudly flaunting their militant credentials in social media, blogs and video recruiting sites. (Reports in today's Star newspaper)

Even Pm Najib himself seems to be smitten by militant spirit, having urged dUMNO members to emulate the spirit of the Isil militants.

No wonder the country is going to the dogs, with the ever raising rising costs of living making lives miserable for the rakyat, while the economy stagnates and the clueless Najib administration stumbles along drunk in self-importance and nothing much else and racial and religious tension heightens with the daily provocations by sponsored goons.

Perhaps Obama may want to revisit the ride in the Beast with Najib?
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