Monday, March 13, 2017

I Pity Trump And I Pity Najib

I pity Trump! This man talked a lot about bashing China and putting North Korea in its place when he was running for the US presidency.

But when push came to a shove, after the insecure roly-poly-not-so-jolly you know who of the hermit kingdom fired 4 missiles into the seas around Japan, Trump says he will now talk to the roly-poly instead.

Where has Trump's manhood suddenly gone to? If the POTUS is looking for just the right missile to deal with the recalcitrant child, he needs look no further than Bolehland's raja bomoh.

Bolehland's dear shaman king will do nicely. And not a single real missile need to be fired to rein in the North Korean terror!

If you doubt it, just look here! The only caveat is that Flight MH 370 that went missing is still incommunicado today, several years down the road, despite raja bomoh's best shamanic efforts to locate it.

I also pity Najib! How is the Pm going to deal with the intractable and ugly diplomatic row with the hermit kingdom following the murder of Kim Jong Nam in Bolehland?

The lives of Bolehlanders barrred from leaving the hermit kingdom following the row are at stake. It isn't a pretty picture. The hermit kingdom under the Kim family is not your average Joe. It does what it wants to do and cares not that anybody cares.

But at least Bolehland has a resident shaman that might just be able to do what others can't.

Except that you might have to take it with a throw of coconuts, not with a pinch of the salt!

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