The script could not have been better written by or for the men in power who seem to fear one man more than they ever do god.
It was like a Bollywood movie gone wrong. The girls were missing, so too the singing and dancing.
Only the men were left. One man, to be precise.
Even the die-hard fans of Bollywood celluloid found the plot too gossamer to even spin a viable web, let alone an anal story.
But anal it was, Bollywood or not.
And the rest be damned.
After all, this is Bolehland - the place of endless possibilities!